top of page
Writer's pictureAnecia Ascalon

Poetry sucks



I have to be honest. I don't appreciate poetry. Like, at all. But in honor of V-day, I decided to write some heartfelt (and awful) poems inspired by the style of Rupi Kaur. Maybe you can recite these to your honey on the 14th?

To My Crush at Southern

We've never spoken

But you're really

hot

Let's go to vespers

together, oh wait

you have a gf

nvm.

Curfew

12:58...

...12:59

1:00...

1:01.

We have a minor problem.

An Ode to My Professor

you taught

me

this semester that

your class is

boring

Engaged

Fourth finger bare,

can't help but stare.

It's cuffing season on Facebook.

When will I have

my ring

by spring?

Or maybe don't recite these if you want to keep your relationship a reality lol. Happy Valentines Day ❤

bottom of page